Hey, I'm Emily and I'm an Audrey Hepburn wannabe. New Jersey born and raised, marching band enthusiast, and I tend to enjoy math class.

whrred:

[gently and kindly reminding you that someday someone is going to look at you and finally understand every sappy love song they’ve ever heard]

(Source: zaycal, via itsmemacleod)

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evgeniemalkin:

freedom14movement:

[x]

im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.

arab peooplleee!

I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill

(via swarnpert)

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

badgers-in-bowties:

HOLY SHIT…

(Source: tracey-hummel, via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

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poo-sea:



I love this gif because just look her.. She doesnt even flinch..Shes all like “Theres a chance I may die but who cares” 

This has to be the saddest, most disturbing gif ever.

omg its back, this is my favorite gif up here

poo-sea:

I love this gif because just look her.. She doesnt even flinch..Shes all like “Theres a chance I may die but who cares” 

This has to be the saddest, most disturbing gif ever.

omg its back, this is my favorite gif up here

(Source: kevinmendez, via beautifullypainfulll)

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WES ANDERSON is an anagram of RENOWNED ASS

(Source: billmurraycheersquad, via 17yr)

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me on a spanish test:cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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cawllin:

north west better have a report card that says “North West has problems following directions”

(via theteenpauladeen)

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meloetta:

why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

(via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

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writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

(via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

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